Who? You’ll have to keep reading. 😉 I worked up the courage to step on the scale yesterday morning. I had gained 3 pounds. As I said the other day, under “normal circumstances” this would be okay. No big deal. But with the competition coming up it is a big deal. My body fat is […]
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“I’m on vacation.”
That’s how I justified my choices last week. Under normal circumstances that would perfectly appropriate excuse to enjoy a bit of controlled splurging. But trying to get small and tight enough where I can walk on stage in 4 weeks wearing a sparkly velvet bikini without looking like I had jello implants put in my […]
My Favorite Dressing
Forget the Flintstones
Jumping Off the Crazy Train
A “Good Idea” Pudding(s)
Killer 20 Minute Treadmill Workout
I like this.
How I got here.
Snorting Xanax.
I love to make lists. All sorts of lists. Anytime I want to procrastinate, I procrastinate by writing of list of things I won’t get done because I’ll procrastinate again by making another list. I even have a file folder in my filing cabinet labeled “Lists.” So my website wouldn’t be complete without a few […]



This is my (almost) sane quest for insane health. Let's 

