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Oops I Did It Again (Peanut Butter Remix)

It might not seem like it but I actually have interests other than fitness and food.  I’ve been trying to get up early for weeks so I can start writing another screenplay.  You can see a trailer my short film, Sunny Life here. I weight about 25 more pounds than I  do now and I dance in a sewer plant.  Well this morning, I actually got out of bed before the sun came up. But instead of using that time liked I had planned, I wrote these very thought provoking and powerful lyrics to the tune of “Ooops I Did It Again” by Britney Spears. It’s just great to be so disciplined.

It’s a very touching experience to listen to the song and read the lyrics at the same time.  Here is link to the song on Youtube.

Oops I Did It Again (Peanut Butter Remix)

Yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum

I think I did it again
I made myself believe you and my thighs were friends
My Peanut Butter
It might seem like a crush
But when I open the jar I can be serious
and lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
My Peanut Butter.

Oops!…i did it again
I opened the jar, got lost in the taste
Oh Peanut Butter
Oops!…I think, I’m in love
That you’re sent from above
You’re not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I’m dreaming away
Wishing miracle diets, truly exists
I cry, watching the scale
Can’t you see I’m a fool in so many ways
Then go lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Peanut Butter, Oh!

Oops!…I did it again
I opened the jar, got lost in the taste
Oh Peanut Butter
Oops!…I think, I’m in love
That you’re sent from above
You’re not that innocent

Yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum

All aboard
Jenn, before you go, there’s something you should have
Oh, delicious, but wait a minute, aren’t you…?
Yeah, a lot of calories.
But I thought I was done, done with the binges
Well baby, I am hear to remind you
Oh, you shouldn’t have

Oops!…i did it again
I opened the jar, got lost in the taste
Oh Peanut Butter
Oops!…I think, I’m in love
That you’re sent from above
You’re not that innocent

I really should stop buying peanut butter.  At least in bulk from Costco.  Maybe if I had a tiny jar I’d be more likely to ration it.  Whatever.  I’d tell myself something like this, “I don’t have very much so I better eat it all so it’s gone.”  Pathetic.  Last night I decided I’d try to make protein peanut butter popcorn balls. They turned out nasty and downright dangerous. My husband bit into one and was like “Ouch!! What did you put in these things?”  Despite needing Vicodin to chew I managed to eat almost all of them. And since the peanut butter was already out I thought I should have some plain too before I put it away. Go me. All of this 10 minutes before we were supposed to eat the salmon and artichokes that were cooking. Bummer. Today’s a new day. Have a good one!

xoxo
j

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9 Responses to “Oops I Did It Again (Peanut Butter Remix)”

  1. On February 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm Wanda responded with... #

    Oh my gosh you are hilarious……not to mention clever too ! I really think you need to do a
    You Tube video….I found myself actually singing the song as I was reading it. It is great you add humor to make peope smile :)

    Reply
  2. On February 4, 2009 at 8:27 pm Eb responded with... #

    I was eating peanut butter from the jar just minutes before reading your blog. Busted.

    Reply
  3. On February 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm bnims responded with... #

    I think your lyrics are better than hers… and she didn’t even write them! you are hilarious.

    Reply
  4. On February 4, 2009 at 11:33 pm Michelle in CA responded with... #

    LOVE IT JENN! I am going to have to link that one from my site tomorrow if you don’t mind. Goodness, not only PB … I am now in love with Raw Almond Butter, Cashew Butter … Oh, it’s all so yummy!

    Reply
  5. On February 4, 2009 at 11:35 pm Michelle in CA responded with... #

    Pic is hilarious too. Had a similar situation last week when my 15mo found the bag of dark chocolate in the fridge! lol

    Reply
  6. On May 11, 2009 at 3:19 pm Shari responded with... #

    LOL!!!! kids!

    Reply

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