First of all: CONGRATS on fitting into them. And by NOW, they are probably hanging off of you.

Second, I was laughing hysterically at the photos- and of meow cow’s cameo- hope he didn’t charge you too much for that.

Third, do you even KNOW how ‘in’ boob-high jeans are these days? I’m not daring enough to wear them, but supposedly they are the beez-neez.

Fourth, if you just can’t do it (wear them, that is) there is a place that does that for a living (Ruff Cut) on Pico & Sepulveda. He specializes in Levis’s but I’m guessing that the zipper wouldn’t throw him for too much of a loop (ha, did I make a tailor-themed funny?).

Loved.this.post.